I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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