It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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