Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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