doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You don't make any sense
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