can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
