You're so nebulous sometimes
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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