Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
