fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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