I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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