How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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