I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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