I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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