I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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