I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm too high and old for this...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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