escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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