Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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