it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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