And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
