I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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