Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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