belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Moan for me like Helen Keller
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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