break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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