you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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