who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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