ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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