i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
two words...techno handjob
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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