and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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