Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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