At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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