another moral hangover. fuck.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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