So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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