Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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