Dual....:-)
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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