I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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