How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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