How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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