By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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