man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
These tits shall not be calmed
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