He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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