every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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