are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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