I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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