We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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