I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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