so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
