what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i think i have two assholes
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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