i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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