Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
In America we eat man semen.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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