She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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