I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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