if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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