Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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