I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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