You're my little dorito
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
